S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #337:
Never ask Agents Romanov and Barton what really happened in Budapest. If you don’t know already, you don’t have clearance.
[Submitted by thesuperboywonder]
[Submitted by: four-eyes-and-two-hearts
All S.H.I.E.L.D. employees are advised to stop asking Captain America how he’s handling working with a Russian. Capt. Rogers slept through the Cold War. Anyone continuing to make this mistake will be enrolled in mandatory remedial world history classes.]
[Submitted by: The Art of Poise
I must remind everyone, AGAIN, that Peter Parker is legally a minor.
All comments that the Black Widow and Spider-man would make wonderful spider babies should cease immediately.
This means you, Mr. Parker.]
I havent seen the movie yet, but if I’m right, they’ll do a fantastic job assembling.
” Avengers Assemble!” By J. Castaneda
how everything can be turned into a weapon, a guide by Loki Laufeyson
Avengers Lols :-)